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Marron (Dragonball GT)

Age: 23
Lemon:
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All right, so she's not a mega babe, more of the girl next door type, but she is very kawaii. Good fashion sense, sunshiney attitude, and very protective of her family. Like a number of cute anime girls, she has a job as a waitress. So what if she's only a supporting character, she's probably the best chance you'd have at a normal life in the DBZ universe.

"Trunks! Stop training with your dad and take me to the movies NOW!"
Kalia (El Hazard 2)

Age: Several thousand, give or take
Lemon:
Coolness:

Cute as a button, but a little too childlike to be that desirable, but GOOD GOD what fun she'd be on a date. A machine goddess constructed by an ancient civilization to be the ultimate weapon. OK, good so far. To this girl, EVERYTHING is fodder. She has not the slightest concern for anything living. But hey, she'd be a lot of fun for (the numerous) times I need to blow off some stress... and blow up a city or two at the same time. I'd just have to remember to switch her off when I'm done...

"I don't understand why they call destruction 'mindless'... Destruction's all I think about!"
Naga the White Serpent / Gracia Ul Naga Saillune (Slayers movies and OVAs)

Age: 19
Lemon:
Coolness:

Okay, now before I'm smited with the curse of a lovestruck Noonsa, (watch Slayers TV episode 5), let me explain. Yes Naga is scary, yes Naga is psychotic. But even so, you can't argue with that wonderful Gainax bounce. Besides being an ideal subject for any lemony situation, she could still take down a good number of the magic users in the Slayers world (provided her spells don't hit herself) with her skill. She gets some more lemon points, but doesn't exude the super-coolness of Miss Inverse. Undoubtedly a rush, but a bridle would be reccomended to keep her from laughing the whole way through. (It could make a guy feel... inadequate, y'know?)

Naga looking saner than usual, (like any of you were looking at her FACE...)
Rally Vincent (Gunsmith Cats)

Age: early 20's
Lemon:
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Bang. That sums up Rally Vincent in SO many ways. Deadlier with a gun (ANY kind) than anyone I've ever seen; handles her GT Cobra with skill that would put Bill Elliot to shame; and Chicago's highest rated bounty hunter. Just don't piss this vision of loveliness and angst off, you WILL NOT live long enough to regret it.

"Lock and load boys."
Shayla Shayla (El Hazard)

Age: 18
Lemon:
Coolness:

I'll admit it, I've got a thing for bishoujo who use fire attacks. Maybe I've got some kind of death wish. Definitely a babe, independent, and as firey as her attacks. I'd just have to keep plenty of anti-burn cream on hand, plus a case or two of sake. Kampai!

Kampai!!
Kei (Dirty Pair Flash)

Age: 16
Lemon:
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Let's see, bishoujo, check, Gainax Bounce, check, penchant for fits of mass destruction, preferably with firearms and high explosives, CHECK! Although she's not as "graceful" as her fellow Lovely Angel (read "Dirty Pair member"), she's still an unbelievable babe, smart, tough, and she refuses to take shit from anyone. Just don't let her catch you calling her unfeminine.

(Extra Note: It is a little disturbing however, that she has the same seiyuu as the object of my little sister's affection, Jim Hawkings.)

The Lovel*iest* Angel
Shampoo (Ranma 1/2)

Age: 16
Lemon:
Coolness:

Yumm, it's everyone's favorite Chinese Amazon. Though I think she has a few issues to deal with (like the marriage obsession, for one) she is still really nummy and can kick the crap out of stupid Akane mentally and physically. Plus she seems to have this need to get nekkid with her significant other at every opportunity...I have no problem with that! =)

*Nihao!*
Kiyone Mabiki (Tenchi Universe)

Age: Twentysomething
Lemon:
Coolness:

Awww, poor Kiyone-chan... Top of her class at the Galaxy Police Academy, a killer fighting instinct, enough skill with advanced weaponry to level a city on her own, (not to mention hair and a body that a supermodel would sacrifice goats for), AND SHE GETS STUCK WITH MIHOSHI FOR A PARTNER! Hey, if she needs someone new to 'back her up', sign me up for Galaxy Police training! One of the most delicious bishoujo EVER to grace a screen, Kiyone can also boast that she is the only main female character in a Tenchi series not to fall for Tenchi, and those eyes, (thump)... Pardon me whilst I gather my tongue up from the floor. Now if only I could get her to wear that leather number she wore in the Sasami special more often...

The Dirty Pair?   She could take 'em.  (Actually, that's not a bad PWP idea.)
Tira Misu (Bakuretsu Hunters)

Age: 16
Lemon:
Coolness:

Ahh, listening to Megumi-san just never gets old. While her older sister Chocolate simply scares the crap outta me, Tira is about as good as it gets. Majorly kawaii and sweet when the glasses are on, and she crashes the Gainax bounce-o-meter when her cape comes off! Tons cooler than her older sister, (not to mention that she's actually SANE), plus (in the manga at least) she knows this healing magic stuff, (instant stamina recovery XD) and takes considerable delight out of kicking Gateau around, so what's not to like?

Oh crap, the glasses are off, run for your life!
Lucrezia Noin (Gundam Wing)

Age: 19
Lemon:
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Hmmm, cute, smart, deadly, vindictive... What's not to like? Second in her graduating class at the OZ training academy, (only because she purposely let Zechs do better =P), lethal with a mobile suit, and a girl that can stand out even in a show that was made for girls to drool over. That and she looks really sharp in that OZ uniform. I like. Plus, in the dub, her voice actress is Saffron Henderson, who has the sexiest voice I have ever heard in an English dub.

The prettiest OZ lieutenant ever.
Filia Ul Copt (Slayers TRY)

Age: umm, a few centuries?
Lemon:
Coolness:

Mmmm, dragons are sexy... Plus I can't deny that I have a thing for blonde and blue-eyed. (slurp) Tall and leggy, flowing hair, and could probably kick Lina Inverse's arse if she wanted to. PLUS, she's the ONLY being ever to get under Xellos-sama's skin. You just have to wonder... where do you find garters strong enough to hold up a mace? Watch out for that by the way if you try to make a pass at her prematurely. >.< Definitely lemony, just not quite as super-cool as Ms. Inverse.

"Okay, now this one with the string, is from the Ryuzoku Sutra."
Lina Inverse (Slayers)

Age: 17
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Behold, Fanboys and Girls! The ultimate, unnatainable shrew woman! The chaos and destruction poster child, the natural enemy of all who live, she who leaves death and ruin in her wake, the-- [This 'Backlash Sez' has been cut short due the fact that the author has been struck with a Dragu Slave. Fortunately, an anonymous source has graciously volunteered her own synopsis while we wait for his recovery.]
Anonymous: Preeesenting, the beatiful sorcery genius, Lina Inverse! Now, what's not to like? Her cute little face, those big round eyes, that perfectly proportioned, extra petite little body? Or how about the fact that she's the most powerful sorceress in her world?
Someone Else: Huh? There's someone who looks THAT good and is also named Lina Inverse?
Anonymous: You stupid Jellyfish, I was talking about me! ME!! FIRE-BALL!

Lina looking uncharacteristically elegant.

Ukyou Kuonji (Ranma 1/2)

Age: 16
Lemon:
Coolness:

ITADAKIMAS!!! Or in another word, HOTCHA!! If it gets better than this, please don't tell me. All shall hail Ukyou as the Grand High Queen of Bishoujo, or face the wrath of Backlash-sama... I don't know what the HELL is wrong with Ranma, passing over someone as yummy, sweet, cool, and otherwise awesome as Ukyou-sama. Tons cuter than anyone else on Ranma 1/2, or anywhere for that matter, no matter what she's wearing, or not wearing ^_^ , stacked like a fat man's plate at a one trip buffet, lethal with that giant spatula of hers, a sunny disposition that would rival Nuriko's from Fushigi Yuugi, an amazing cook, incredibly sweet and nurturing, and just plain cool as anything.
When it comes down to the long term, Ukyou's the only choice. I mean, sure there are some that might be a rush sexually (like Nagha) but would get on your nerves in the long run, (like Nagha). Only Ukyou's got the staying power. She's just so much more than a bishoujo, not that I have anything against pretty girls, (as you can tell from this list), but Ukyou is just perfect. Not only does she have everything I already mentioned going for her, but she wants a family too; and all PWP lemon-fic quality fanboyish daydreams aside, so do I. While people might say she deserves Ranma, I say he doesn't deserve HER. All in all, Ukyou is absolute perfection. So what if it would take a while to coax her away from Ranma? For her, I'll fend off all Nerima if I have to.

All hail to the Spatula Goddess!
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